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Hoist Your Flag!

You're the Captain of your content!

Pirate is your Personal Web App (PWA) and it works on any device - NO App Store needed. Watch ad-free video, edit your page, profile, and publish content with FULL ownership and copyright. Pirate is Open-Source and it operates forever, with no contracts, commitments or costs of any kind.

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BECOME A PIRATE!

The Fleet Launches Soon!

How It Works

Set Sail With Pirate

At PIRATE, your personal website is your Galleon in the digital sea. Your Galleon does double duty working as both your homepage, resume, and blog, as well as acting as your Helm to another world of Social Media.


You're no landlubber, you're a Captain, steering your own course through the Social Media Seas.


Pirate Social gives you all the power Control your website and social media together in one app - easily installs onto your device so you have it with you at all times, even if you're offline.

Social Media That YOU Control

Chart Your Course

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Your homepage, profile and timeline become your Captain's Log and your personal flag, flying high above the digital waves. Your posts are more than mere messages in a bottle, they're personal tales of your adventures in the vast sea of the internet.



Spot other Pirates and view and share their content Scan your timelines faster and the way you want. Featuring a unique swipe OR scroll interface, your choice.

Shipmates Unite

PIRATE is a haven from the corporate armada, from central rule, and from censorship. Every word you scribe and every tale you tell is unequivocally yours. It's about sailing under your own flag, following your own chart, and staking your claim in the digital world.


This platform is about building your crew on your terms. Your content is free from the manipulations of corporate quartermasters, allowing you to forge alliances based on authenticity and shared quests.


You control the algorithm You Control The Algorithm!

Questions about PIRATE?

You do! Since Pirate is your own hosted web app, you are in the control of everything. You maintain full copyright and control of all of your content. There is no big brother. There is no Elon or Zuck. The algorithm is determined by you! You determine who you want to see and that is exactly what you see.

Yes! Pirate is completely free of any costs. It is built to be hosted on the largest online hosting companies and utilizes their free service tiers. The only costs is if your site is very popular or uses a lot of resources. Even then, it is a metered cost, so you only pay when you exceed their thresholds. You can view more about the hosting plans: https://www.netlify.com/pricing/

The simple answer is that we don't. Pirate is an open source project that arose from the calamity that we called social media. Pirate was created to allow EVERYONE to have their own space on the web and can do with it, as they please.

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Highlights

Social Media Marketing

Specialized experience leading PPC and SEO marketing strategies.

An MBA with 5 years of experience developing and managing marketing campaigns and specialized working knowledge of Google Analytics and AdWords, seeks the role of Social Media Marketing Manager to implement successful digital marketing campaigns and provide exceptional thought leadership.

Three years of specialized experience leading PPC and SEO marketing strategies

Managed social media accounts for four businesses with yearly sales over $500,000

Proficiency

Implement paid search media plans and effectively build strong relationships with internal and external (vendor) teams

Outstanding verbal and written skills in English and German or Spanish or French

Proven experience driving SEM strategy and execution

Experience with common Adobe Analytics (Site Catalyst), Tableau, Adobe Experience Cloud and marketing data warehouse platforms

Education

  • University of Michigan Business | Degree
  • Community College | Quality Assurance - Degree
  • High School | High School General Courses - Diploma

Experience

Self-Employed, Los Angeles, CA, 2021-2024

Web Super Ninja

Experience in creating killer apps for real people and their lives. Created several online businesses and retired with a Ferrari.

ABC Company, Nashville, TN, 2017-2020

Social Media Marketing Associate

Built a 15k Facebook following and 20k Instagram following for new startup, increasing leads by 160%. Developed compelling CTAs for website and social media copy, producing a 60% increase in sales.

Formulated Instagram strategy and collaborated with influencers in our market to promote top-selling products, resulting in $200,000 net sales in three months.

123 Company, Austin, TX, 2014-2017

Website Manager

Team leader for the design and development of new mobile application.

Conducted A/B testing on paid Facebook and Instagram campaigns, resulting in a boost in conversion from 70% to 90%.

Implemented innovative SEO strategy to increase organic website traffic 200% in five months.

Anonymous Corporation, Los Angeles, CA, 2015-2017

Social Media Intern

Experience in search engine marketing, Experience with bid monitoring and adjustment of search media campaigns across multiple sites.

What the dogs are sayin'

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I love that I own I know where all my bones are buried and I have complete control. No dog catchers can get Pirate. Woof! - - Poopin Pirate

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I used to sit at home a lot, just watching the world go by. Now I can bark with all my friends and see other dogs from all over the world, not just my street. - - PIRATE USER

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Pirate has allowed me to hook up with so many bitches - - loving being a Pirate!

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I can watch all the action all the time, and everything is free. Can you believe that? Pretty ruff! - - Happy Pirate